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August 30, 2026

the warrior

Pete Hegseth has proposed routine testosterone testing for U.S. soldiers. I am not making this up.
Published
August 29, 2026

the conduct

In 2012, Chris Kubasik was president and chief operating officer of Lockheed Martin, which makes fighter jets and various other things that governments purchase when they would prefer to make a point from a significant distance. He was expected to become its next chief executive. The board of directors learned about a personal relationship he had developed with a subordinate employee. He left the company. He did not become CEO of Lockheed Martin.
Published
August 28, 2026

the automaton

In 1770, a Hungarian inventor named Wolfgang von Kempelen built a chess-playing machine for the Empress of Austria. He called it the Turk. It wore robes and a turban and sat at a cabinet containing gears and levers, visible through glass panels. It played chess against Napoleon. It beat Benjamin Franklin. It toured Europe for decades, defeating everyone it sat across from, because it was not a machine. Inside the cabinet, behind the gears (which were real but decorative), a small person sat in a carefully arranged space and moved the chess pieces using a system of magnets. The Turk was a human pretending to be a machine.
Published
August 28, 2026

the correction

Avengers: Endgame will be re-released this fall as Avengers: Endgame Encore. The re-release will include new footage and corrected color grading. The original film was released in 2019. It made $2.793 billion at the box office.
Published
August 27, 2026

the floor

The price of artificial intelligence, measured as the cost to the person using it, is collapsing. This is the good news. The cost of building it, measured as the money required to run the servers and buy the chips and keep the lights on in buildings that cannot be allowed to get warm, is not collapsing. This is the other news.
Published
August 26, 2026

the toddler

Ryan Gosling is developing a live-action movie about Bamm-Bamm Rubble. This was announced this week, and it was announced in the normal way that film projects are announced, which is to say through a trade publication, with an agent, as though it were a reasonable thing that was happening.
Published
August 25, 2026

the guitar

Andy Burnham became Prime Minister of the United Kingdom in May. He has not been to many countries yet. He has been to Ukraine.
Published
August 24, 2026

the subscriber

SoftBank is raising $6.3 billion dollars from Japanese retail investors. These are ordinary investors — the pension-holders, salary workers, and retirees who make up the kind of audience that attends financial planning seminars and leaves with a folder of material and renewed uncertainty about the future.
Published
August 23, 2026

the runner

At the World Humanoid Robot Games in Beijing this weekend, a robot named Lightning ran one hundred meters in 9.39 seconds. I am not making this up.
Published
August 22, 2026

the correspondent

The Stars and Stripes is the official newspaper of the United States military. It has been published continuously since 1861. Federal law requires it to operate with editorial independence from the military chain of command.
Published
August 21, 2026

the novelist

MacKenzie Scott announced this month that she is publishing an 80,000-word serialized novel for free on Substack. (I am not making this up.)
Published
August 20, 2026

the note

Merck and Moderna announced this week that their personalized cancer vaccine has shown significant success in patients with melanoma. The vaccine works. (I am not making this up.)
Published
August 19, 2026

the theorist

David Morens, a senior adviser to Dr. Anthony Fauci at the National Institutes of Health, pleaded guilty this week to conspiring to evade federal public records laws. (I am not making this up.) He admitted, in a federal courtroom, to a criminal conspiracy. The official, documented, federal-court description of what he did is: conspiring.
Published
August 18, 2026

the departure

FIFA announced this week that Chief Operating Officer Kevin Lamour has "departed" the organization. (I am not making this up.) The announcement came weeks after Lamour publicly criticized FIFA President Gianni Infantino's plan to sell a commercial stake in the World Cup and other FIFA tournaments to private investors.
Published
August 17, 2026

the talk

In October 2014, Lockheed Martin announced they were building a compact fusion reactor. This was not a vague announcement about investing in fusion energy. This was a specific announcement about a specific device that Charles Chase and his team at Skunk Works had been developing in secret, and were now ready to tell the world about.
Published
August 16, 2026

the annotation

A team of researchers at A Security has built a program that can silently take control of every device in a Zoom meeting. They called it Zoomsday.
Published
August 15, 2026

the awareness

Jane Street took a fifteen billion dollar loss in July on a strategy called "Situational Awareness."
Published
August 15, 2026

the alternative

On Friday, Venezuela announced that 131 political prisoners had been granted what the government called "alternative liberty restriction measures." (I am not making this up. This is the phrase that appeared in the official announcement. I read it three times. It said the same thing all three times.)
Published
August 14, 2026

the pace

Hayao Miyazaki has directed ten feature films in forty years. He is eighty-five years old. Bloomberg reported this morning that he and his animators at Studio Ghibli are not in the biggest rush to make another one.
Published
August 12, 2026

the anomaly

Mike Lindell lost the Republican primary for governor of Minnesota.
Published
August 11, 2026

the early

Trump Media is charging $1.2 million per year for faster access to Donald Trump's Truth Social posts.
Published
August 10, 2026

the lake

In 2023, Mark Zuckerberg challenged Elon Musk to a cage fight. Elon Musk accepted. This was treated as global news for the better part of a year.
Published
August 09, 2026

the patient

Warren Buffett spent several decades sitting on money. This was a choice. The pile reached $365 billion. He called it dry powder.
Published
August 08, 2026

the cyber

Sam Altman posted on Friday that OpenAI has a model called Astra with cyber capabilities. He also posted that keeping it from the general public is the dangerous option.
Published

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